SPARKS

of course it's not a joke.

there are too many young people on this forum. they think they are so good, but they have never known the delights of hot-water bottles or gardener's question time.

I say we ban all three of them, ...

Revolting.

Neither are we likely to feel 'traumatised' by the sight of a woman's breast at a football match.

speak for yourself.

I also have an alter ego. For the past 3 years I have been pretending to be a 19 year old australian. Ha!